I hesitate to post these pictures because they clearly identify me as a bad father. I do so, however, in an effort to warn you unsuspecting folks out there – your kids are sneaky and can show great creativity. Just because the dishwasher has always been a safe place for your kid to entertain himself before, don’t assume that you can walk to the dining room, collect glasses from the table, come back, and find everything as you left it. You might find your kid sitting on the dishwasher door, drinking from the upper sprayer…